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You not getting this joke is the greatest thing that could have happened to this thread.

How long have you been doing this? What's your plan for your next job (are you going to school, etc)? Can you tell me something about your job that would surprise most people?

What's your net worth? Where is that distributed (what kinds of investments do you do?)? What are your thoughts on the supposed hardware renaissance over the next 5-10 years?