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ambivilant1464 karma

What do I need to do to get my cum to shoot out like a rocket?

ambivilant699 karma

my girlfriend was about to poop at that point

No, Brain, I don't think that's what he meant. Read it again.

ambivilant684 karma

Thanks. I've heard of pineapple to increase taste, but never celery for ejaculation strength/quantity.

ambivilant476 karma

Fuck fuck fuck fuck Mother mother fuck Mother mother fuck fuck Mother-fuck mother-fuck Noidge, noidge, noidge 1-2-1-2-3-4 Noidge, noidge, noidge Smokin' weed, smokin' weed Doing coke, drinking beer Rollin' fatties, rollin' blunts Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts Rollin' blunts and smokin'--

That's the point at which some dumb-ass kid interrupts your dope freestyle. Will you please complete this masterpiece?

ambivilant458 karma