amazingoomoo

Such a great answer, makes total sense. You didn’t want your own words used against you.

Hiya, a man called last night saying he had left his medication at his friends house and wanted more. I said I can get a doctor to issue a repeat prescription and he said "no just pick it up from my friends house" I said no! Who are we gonna send out? I said "I'm not sending an ambulance to pick up your medication and bring it to your house." All my colleagues thought it was hilarious.

I work on the phones and I am so tired of people spelling names like "L for Lima, A for alpha, K for kilo, E for echo, N/M for.... well, whatever N/M stands for ha ha." And I'm like, THATS THE ONLY LETTER I ACTUALLY NEEDED

Wow I remember this it was a great idea from your wife! Did/do either of you make any money on the original track?

It's a toss up. You get tired of all the diarrhoea and stuff like that, it just doesn't do anything for me any more. I had a man who had really bad constipation once and was having everything to relieve it and suddenly it just came in a torrent and he was describing it in detail "it's all in my chair it's going down my leg it smells so bad" and I unfortunately retched down the phone. The other one is a man I asked what colour his phlegm was and he went "hang on" and proceeded to make loads of revolting gargling throat-clearing coughing noises, before spitting something out and then going "green."

How fucking foul.