altxatu

Translation: We traded your privacy for "security" that wouldn't have helped prevent any terrorist attacks.

A very muppety man? Or a very manly muppet?

That hurt MY feelings. Hot damn.

Any chance you'll do any more?

Also I'm a 31 year old dude and I still love your work just as much as the 12 year old whose mother made him read "Are you there God, its me Margret." Thanks for being awesome.

I've heard that quote so often it makes me sick. But goddamnit he's right. And people keep doing it.