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all_the_sex115 karma

Her dildo looks like a Tantus Silk Small which has a diameter of 0.8 in. Is your penis wider than your thumb? I've got the Silk Small in purple and it's about the circumference of my thumb at the widest point. My hands are not big hands.

all_the_sex62 karma

He really should've made taquitos instead.

all_the_sex27 karma

No, back of house deserves to be paid a living wage, untipped. The reason back of house is getting tips is because the powers that be refuse to pay out appropriately.

all_the_sex21 karma

Hot popsicles aren't popsicles. Popsicles are, by definition, frozen.

all_the_sex9 karma

Really guys, I can see right through your puns.