alexklevine

I read "giant testicles." I hope Matthew misreads that the same way I did.

Out in the wild (bars, cocktail parties, the DMV) what is people's reaction when you tell them what you do for a living? In a given 10 instances, how many go fangirl on you (like us) and how many times do you get a puzzled stare?

At some point /u/adventursaur is going to read Matt's reply to him and feel like someone who had the winning lotto ticket and missed the "redeem by" date (if that exists)

Daily tearaway calendar with comments would be hilarious.

Interesting how different seals are from people. Try measuring the aggression level in a bachelor pad of sexually frustrated/rejected men. I'd venture it was a compelling factor on the "pro" side when networks consider airing shows like The Real World and casting people like The Situation. Pretty sure if you had a bunch of Situations cohabiting & seeing Pauly D-types coast by with their playful harem of puppies, heads would roll.