alanstanwyk

Are you walkin' right now?

I’m a fellow speed solver- in middle school I won a Rubiks Cube contest they held in the lunch room... I finished in just over 3 minutes beating my nemesis (and a real jerk) Steve Lusk.

So I also have participated in the glory.

My question: how much of a contest is luck- meaning the cube is mixed up in a way that makes it easier to solve? Is everyone’s cube mixed up identically?

Bonus question: has this ability ever gotten you attention from chicks? Because this really hasn’t happened for me yet. I’m thinking when I break one minute the flood will come.

Edit: an a extra word

On a related note, are we gonna cancel?

I think you're going to fit in just fine around here..

That guys name was Donald Hoobler, and he died from a self inflicted gunshot wound from the Luger he finally took from a German soldier.