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Who is my daddy, and what does he do?

Seriously though, a friend of mine worked with pre-school kids for a while and had an incident where a little boy ran head-first into his crotch while trying to give him a hug, then he had to fend off a little girl who was trying to kiss it better; have you any stories of utterly innocent "holy shit this could get me arrested"?