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Those aren't fake accounts, those are hookers.

Food tampering is illegal.

Now, if you mixed exlax into your drink to help with your chronic constipation, that's not illegal.

Chocolate milk encourages more overall milk consumption. If eliminated, students are more likely to turn to less healthy options (like soda or gatorade or juice) than plain milk.

Furthermore, chocolate milk in no way prevents plain milk from being sold.

How exactly did she eat the pickle?

You're intending someone else to eat it though.