agolightly

You have been banned from r/pyongyang.

"Sexually inappropriate things" - but weren't you no older than 8? That person likely had all kind of fucked up noise in their head long before they left for vacation.

Ah, my humble apologies. This person was no pedophile, just your basic fucking douche.

Because Judy Blume is a wordsmith. The more complex/in-depth the question, the longer it will take for her to choose the perfect words to respond. If she just threw a response together, she would not be Judy Blume.