agentlemidget

I read that as 'Stripper fishing' which changes your reply completely.

What is your favorite DDR song or track, what is the degree of difficulty (9 footer on heavy?) and how long have you been dancing?

If your mother is Jewish, then there's no way you can't be culturally Jewish. Literally. You can completely reject the idea of any 'god' but you'd still be Jewish.

Edit: To those questioning the information, please read.

TL;DR: Who is a Jew? 

"A Jew is any person whose mother was a Jew or any person who has gone through the formal process of conversion to Judaism."