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adorabledork782 karma

How did you get a summer job working on dildos? Was conversation with family ever awkward?

adorabledork234 karma

So is there a line for girls who want to date you?

I would totally get in that line. Just sayin'.

adorabledork196 karma

That whole AMA was fucking epic.

adorabledork136 karma

What does being an "Executive Bodyguard" entail?

adorabledork102 karma

Follow up question: Have you ever guarded anyone famous? Celebs, politicians, etc?