adingostolemytoast

I have a vision of everyone working around the dining table, with a pile of fiberglass pools stacked in the corner, behind the tv.

In this vision you have a very large but very cramped living room.

As usual I'm coming in late because I'm Australian and i just got up...

Barrister? In America? I didn't know you guys used that word at all. Coming from a jurisdiction with a split profession (barristers v solicitors) and a whole different certifying authority between the two, the idea of just suddenly calling yourself that seems weird.

Also, given what barristers have to wear in court in paces where they are a specific thing, furrie culture doesn't seem too much of a stretch.

Fair enough :D

You should get yourself a horsehair wig and black robe. For science.

And watch Rake (the Australian version).