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"How are those discount cigarettes?"

It's butts sometimes and that can be upsetting.

"What's the mystery meat?"

It's butts sometimes and that can be upsetting.

"Sometimes, life is so good, it's like boobs."

It's butts sometimes and that can be upsetting.

...Oh my god, you're right!

"Don't be silly," chortled Boss, "I use the shortcut you'll find right after you kill me that leads straight back to the city!"

You've done this for 46 years. Next week, I turn 45. You were there for me when I was a child and like all children, I just loved you. Thank you so much for all the years of joy and inspiration you have brought to all of the children all of these years.

I grew up in NY and Sesame Street just so looked like it was in NYC to me when I was a kid so I was sorta miffed my parents wouldn't take me there. So, after all these years, would you finally tell us "how to get to Sesame Street??"

And I'm upvoting you because someone with no respect for the opinions of others has downvoted you, presumably for being a pacifist. Whoever you are, I will remind you that the military members of Reddit and this AMA guest have been treated respectfully by those with a different view, everyone should expect the same in return.

They set me up on the 9 month federal default rehabilitation plan, and hit me with ~16% default collections penalty.

I love it. "I can't pay my loans!"

"Well, what if we make it more expensive? Better now?"