adamtots

Step one: Have one thick eyebrow. Step two: Separate said eyebrow.

I blend human stem cells into my morning bloody mary. Also I made a pact with a witch 275 years ago.

Ravenclaw. They had freaky parties, I bet. As for a superpower, I'd like to be able to talk to and control machines like that little kid from Heroes. Free vending machine snacks, what whaaat!

That isn't a question. ?

Yesterday my mom read my book and texted me saying she was "blown out of proportion with pride."

I don't think my grandparents know what a blog is. They don't even have the Internet.