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Seriously.

When did you interview her?

I worked as a waiter back in the 90's and she requested a table in my section for a mid-afternoon dessert about once a week for a year or so. My assessment of her was that she was self-protective more than anything else, and I think understandably so.

What exactly is the difference between shit and shineola?

How dare you not ever have been arrested.

Ha! She tipped well.

She would come during the down period between lunch and dinner and giggle with a couple girlfriends over iced tea and a slice of cake or pie or whatever for a couple hours.

Their tip was often bigger than the (not big) bill, iirc.