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acog397 karma
There is a tradition that private chefs don't like to discuss. You are allowed to challenge a private chef to a duel to the death, armed only with your choice of a spatula or a whisk.
acog184 karma
Can you comment on how your father could be so emotionally distant from you yet is a practicing psychologist who has helped your old buddy Ray tremendously? Has he ever had a moment of insight where he realized how much he screwed up when you were young and apologized?
acog169 karma
To save others the trouble of Googling it:
Please don't leave me. Please don't leave me.
Said to a prostitute as she left his hotel room following a weekend-long drug and sex binge. When she turned around, Chris Farley had collapsed.
acog163 karma
One major thing taught in med school is that treatment is actually a pretty poor return on investment. What is better is to not have to treat in the first place.
In the words of Benjamin Franklin, "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure."
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Clearly he's from a country that has very few immigrants here, so even saying the place would indeed identify him. I'm going to say Vatican City. OP is the recently retired Pope.
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