absurdly_sarcastic

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absurdly_sarcastic2486 karma2013-10-28 17:02:16 UTC

How does that story get out? I hope when I die with a vacuum cleaner sucking on my dick that everyone keeps fucking quiet about it!

absurdly_sarcastic481 karma2015-01-10 22:03:53 UTC

Dreamworks would never have employed a kid to do a kid's voice. They would use Will Smith or Chris Rock.

absurdly_sarcastic405 karma2015-10-09 14:11:09 UTC

Is your junk ok?

absurdly_sarcastic401 karma2014-08-18 14:49:51 UTC

Remember that when someone bitches about needing to press 1 for English as if that's some huge injustice.

absurdly_sarcastic333 karma2015-10-09 15:44:47 UTC

I can go about my day a little happier now. Congrats