aboardthegravyboat

one time I had to tell a guest that their son was in jail for stealing from one of the stores

Since characters don't speak, I'm imagining Goofy explaining this in pantomime to the upset parent.

Some people already call it that.

An ostrich. Son of a bitch gives really shitty advice, too.

"What should I do in this tough situation?"

"Head in the sand, my son, head in the sand"

Alexander was played by multiple actors over the course of the TNG and DS9. It would be no issue to recast.

Were they spice curls?