aSimpleMan

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aSimpleMan309 karma2012-08-05 02:22:35 UTC

"I keep imagining what my mother would have thought if she could see us." This makes me think about the future and what might be in it.

aSimpleMan175 karma2012-08-05 02:15:53 UTC

Reminds me of the comic that said "I only wash my balls in case I get a surprise blowjob"

aSimpleMan52 karma2013-01-07 05:18:39 UTC

the money must be good enough to put up with shit

aSimpleMan23 karma2012-12-18 15:51:32 UTC

OH YEAH IM DOING A QUADRUPLE MAJOR BOOM

aSimpleMan18 karma2012-12-18 15:53:32 UTC

Can I be your trophy husband? I'm not too fugly.