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Hi Chuck, it's truly an honor. Ever since I first saw your amazing novel "Turned Gay By The Existential Dread That I May Actually Be A Character In A Chuck Tingle Book" I was Tingled beyond belief. It made me wonder if I too was a character in a Chuck Tingle book. My question for you is, how do I know that I'm not?

(Also have you ever thought of making a sequel to "slammed in the butthole by my concept of linear time? My humble suggestion is- "slammed in the butthole by the crushing philosophy of nihilism" think about it)

Although this revelation has shaken me to my core I'm now consumed with the question of when this realization will turn me gay. Maybe it's already happening... Thank you for your sage advice mr. Tingle, godspeed.