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Hello, Mr. Ming.
An important question to all of Reddit: Is the average headphone cable long enough to put your iPod in your pocket?

I think it was somewhere around double-fisted baby boxing gloves that made it dawn on me.

Haha. You're 34. That's definitely not old. You're only as old as you feel.

Yeah, I realized that as I posted it. But Mr. Ming just rolls off the tongue so much better. Like the name of a bond villain.

I'm glad you guys didn't take the easy way. Watching cartoon animals shoot each other in the face gets boring.
Watching you sociopaths come up with "Saw" experiments to kill them will never get old (just like Cub)