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How many pounds of shit, would you say, were in your pants while walking out the door?

"Gracias."

To this day I'm conscious of the direction in which my legs are crossed so as to not unintentionally invite sex.

You wouldn’t expect someone to actually be like, “oh yeah. Definitely. I’m totally an insufferable asshole and everyone that works for me should have left years ago.”

In my ASL class the teacher made it seem like deaf people are a bunch of gate keeping assholes. That they don’t like when some get implants or when hearing people learn ASL. Like, fuck me for wanting to use all my senses, or for wanting to have a conversation with you.