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How much longer until we get the Multiversal variant of GWAR that is RAWG which is an all girl group that sings pop songs and swallows random audience members in inflatable vagina cocoons?

My brother was a piano player on a cruise ship. He got kicked off for getting super drunk.

What’s your favorite “and that was the last time we saw them” stories?

Was it weird having a country worth of people thinking you murdered someone over night? Like people coming to your place? I can’t imagine that stress and hope you’re holding up.

“Then I put my thumb right up his butthole”

Told my wife I was going to take some. The evening felt right a few days later. Took a small amount and texted her to let her know. She then spent the next 6 hours yelling at me…and I’m not joking. I wasn’t tripping hard but it was very uncomfortable.

A month goes by and some mom blogger says “micro-dosing is cool” and now she’s all into it. It’s one of the few “fuck you’s!” That have been justified.