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Then you have a second one and realize how easy one is. Then your wife wants to try for a boy and you have twins. Sorry I'm trying to stop crying, I'm just so sleepy and the doctor won't let us leave until their temps get higher.

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This lady has it figured out.

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Wait. I have to go outside?

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Surprise! It's not a cat at all. It's a pegwing.

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I mean, the white foam was fucking hilarious.