_Occams-Chainsaw_

The face is important - otherwise people might think you're offering a service.

Queen Victoria was another 5% - 63 years

Before her:

Mary I - 5 years

Elizabeth I - 45 years

Mary II - 6 years

Anne - 7 years

From my initial analysis of this data, I can confidently state that a Queen of Britain (etc.) may expect to reign for at least 40 years, providing her name has more than four letters in it.

By 'the scottish play', I assume you mean...

I recommended the film to a friend.

A few days later he texted saying 'This film's shit, Steve Vai is nowhere to be seen - it's all Britney bloody Spears'.

He'd picked the wrong Crossroads.

I am partial to a larger posterior. Of this fact I am unable to be deceitful.