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_My_Angry_Account_522 karma

Many people also don't realize that it's naturally occurring in a lot of food.

_My_Angry_Account_375 karma

Start threatening to track down and murder these people. When they file a police report against you for making threats then you have a solid way of tracking them down and suing them for $$$. You might spend a couple of days in jail but you'll make a boat load of money.

_My_Angry_Account_242 karma

People don't negotiate because in an at-will environment if you try to negotiate you don't get a job.

That is the standard that people hold when it comes to contracts. The other side has all the power because people are seen as disposable.

_My_Angry_Account_156 karma

Would be simpler to just buy him enough heroin that he ODs and stops being a problem in general.

If they don't want treatment then the easiest way to deal with junkies is to give them the means to kill themselves.

_My_Angry_Account_91 karma

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