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_Ka_Tet_226 karma

Make sure you spend a week or two prior hiding her keys.

_Ka_Tet_187 karma

Do you make enough money to live comfortably? If so, how would one get into running such an e-store?

_Ka_Tet_180 karma

This is the happiest day of my life. My love for you is like a truck.

_Ka_Tet_167 karma

From one chubby bearded guy to another. First, thanks for making it cool to be a bearded chubby guy in a backwards cap.

Second, could I please be in Clerks 3? I could be a guy buying a pack of Chewlies gum. You do kind of owe me one. I took a very lovely young woman to the opening of Clerks 2 as our first date. Halfway through the donkey show, all chance of a second date disappeared. She could have been the love of my life and future bride, gone.

I'll even write my own dialogue. "It's been almost 20 years since I started chewing Chewlies gum and quit smoking... I still miss it every day."

Also, could you tell the pole smokers at r/kevinsmith to let me in?

_Ka_Tet_79 karma

Would you like some making fuck?