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_John_Cleese31455 karma

Yes, thank you for asking.

_John_Cleese18635 karma

I would like to do my own eulogy, and then shoot myself and then get in the coffin.

_John_Cleese15659 karma

Only when the others are dead. Then I will make the definitive one.

_John_Cleese14259 karma

You get a fucking computer you idiot.

_John_Cleese13941 karma

Go away.