Zsymon

Buy disposable plates and utensils. Get wetwipes and clorox wipes.

Do you have to reimburse for the ride then runners? Are you allowed to activate the child door locks in the back to keep people from running without paying?

I know it would be annoying to have to let people out all the time, but it beats getting ripped off.

Did you ever give an explanation for the document with the seal and addendum that said Help Us that everyone was saying was fake?

I believe if you can sort that out for people, they will be much less skeptical and willing to donate.

I have this horrifying image of someone waking up thirsty in the middle of the night while borrowing "cup-o-cock flap" and... Oh g_d, I drank a contact lens and that made me gag enough...