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ZorbaTHut364 karma

"Veora checked the fridge. Milk. Corn. Last week's meatloaf. Nothing looked good, but, well, you don't always get good."

"SHUT UP ALREADY."

ZorbaTHut207 karma

"Look, it says on your website that my whale has been delivered and signed for, but I swear the driver hasn't even shown up!"

ZorbaTHut162 karma

The Calamity is back.

And this time it's personal.

(guitar solo here)

ZorbaTHut156 karma

Tennis For Two is even earlier.

ZorbaTHut39 karma

Well, in fairness, he did get in trouble. His credit rating got obliterated. Those were the terms of the deal.

If someone signs a contract with you, and it includes a penalty clause for unilaterally canceling the contract, don't be surprised if, someday, they pay the penalty clause and walk away. That's just part of the contract.