ZombieSnake

Wide screen viewing.

...or so I'm told.

If you could do your own pop culture themed porn movie (Batman Xxx, Edward Penishands, etc.) what theme would you choose and why?

A preemptive horse/duck answer? Never thought this day would happen.

This is the most astonishing answer to anything ever. Thank you! Tad starstruck

Now I'm too busy thinking of the NECRIPORNICON and how The Thing would work...like it would be a nymphomaniac alien that would burst into spontaneous sexing and the audience spends two hours wondering who is a sex thing or not? Screenplay there somewhere...

Dune is fucking awesome, and you got a Spice-mine's worth of puns there too: "I must not fear...Fear is the boner-killer." "He who controls the cock controls the universe" and you could use the same Bowie pants!

But that's just off the top of my head. Again thank you Juliette :D