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Also majority of toilet paper is manufactured in the US.. so that's not going anywhere.

Hundreds of toilet paper flippers scream with tears of hot lava. Sorry dickheads, there will be no black market for you.

Should I be wearing one right now?!?!

Yet another reason to not even engage in the housing market. House ownership will remain unattainable for much of the workforce moving forward. Build a hut or cabin somewhere and live like Tom Bombadil.

I feel you. I've been saving to buy in the next year or two for the last five years.

With the volatility of the job market coupled with the housing market running way too hot, I'm of a mind to just go cash from here on out.

I live in what should be a cheap part of the country but all of the real estate "investors" are taxing the fuck out of everyone, adding way too much margin to their sales. I'll go live in a hole in the ground before I give them a dime.

Like seriously, let's start a fucking Hobbit commune instead of enable them.

Standard size condoms really don't give much room for girth.