Zerotan

I was mildly dismayed that you didn't get actual Bill Nye or NDT to do their own rapping. It might have been harder to get good takes, but the hit count would have been........ astronomical. (⌐■_■)

Most amazing thought ever:

Neil DeGrasse Tyson as the deep-voice-over guy on Bill Nye show....

"Sure Bill... uh-huh"

Iced Capp is so good made with chocolate milk instead. And way better prices than Whorebucks.

Can't indict a sitting president regardless of how irrefutable their crimes. Stares intently at Republican congresspeople and senators

Family is fair game, but there's that goshdarn pardon. Staring intensifies

I have caramel fritters in Ottawa, they're not bad, but I'd like to see a smaller amount of proper sticky caramel instead of a gelatinous gob of brown sugar spunk.