ZeppyFloyd

I feel like this entire thread was set up so you could make this joke

Very low key.

Why'd you name your company after your dick?

Yep. Clean as a hooker's asshole.

I've heard pumping your fist really tight makes you lose the erection. Any truth to this? I always seem to forget to do this and confirm everytime I have a boner.

His biggest joke was you.

Kidding. Good stuff and all the best!