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Zenblend531 karma

Your cousin Lauren and her girlfriend have owed me $1300 since 2013. Can you put in a good word for me with them to pay me back?

Zenblend141 karma

It'd be a lot cheaper to tag team the surrogate and leave it to fate.

Zenblend120 karma

The guy's still gonna go away for 20 years. Attempted murder isn't a good look.

Zenblend18 karma

Is this cheaper than an ad when you consider the value of your time?

Zenblend11 karma

And we all know IAMA is designed for product placement and advertisements.