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TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

You don’t have to worry about her anymore....he took care of her.

I'll have the spaghetti. With a side salad. If the salad is on top, I send it back.

Edit- slow on the draw again. Someone else already posted it.

As an American I’m now questioning whether I’ve been saying ‘available’ wrong, like with aluminium.

And most of the republicans/conservatives I know will laugh and think it’s great because it somehow “owns the libs”. I pointed out to one of them that it’s analogous to chewing on a turd and thinking you’re getting the best of someone because they have to smell your breath. YOU’RE.CHEWING.ON.A.TURD.