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Zelpst2167 karma

TWO roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

Zelpst264 karma

You don’t have to worry about her anymore....he took care of her.

Zelpst107 karma

I'll have the spaghetti. With a side salad. If the salad is on top, I send it back.

Edit- slow on the draw again. Someone else already posted it.

Zelpst70 karma

As an American I’m now questioning whether I’ve been saying ‘available’ wrong, like with aluminium.

Zelpst46 karma

And most of the republicans/conservatives I know will laugh and think it’s great because it somehow “owns the libs”. I pointed out to one of them that it’s analogous to chewing on a turd and thinking you’re getting the best of someone because they have to smell your breath. YOU’RE.CHEWING.ON.A.TURD.