ZappaPants

I've worked in the Home Office in recruiting, the biggest thing there is following what they call the Culture. Wealth or flashiness is seen as directly antagonistic to their values, and not something you want to exhibit if you expect to get anywhere with them. You want to look like you fit into middle America and value "a heard earned buck". Even the top management dress down there, but you see them out anywhere in public and it's a different story. Even taking business lunches, you're expected to order cheaply, and drink water, people that order anything else get the side-eye. It's a ridiculous anti-wealth dog and pony show.

I think it's just a Wal-Mart thing, but I have no idea. Working at the Home Office made me drop out of the corporate world for good. The benefits were nice, but the "Culture" aspects were too ridiculous to maintain with sanity.

I've used both SheWee and GoGirl, and neither are perfect designs. Unfortunately, a big problem with these is flow restriction. If you have to pee a lot, it can not come out of the funnel/tunnel fast enough (no idea why they make it so small) and end up backing up and bathing your labia in piss. Not good times. Definite room for improvement.

I'm unsure the reasoning behind not allowing you to be in Arkansas at this time, but assuming you do end up going to prison, will you be allowed to return (and do you want to...)?

That looks like it'll work, thank you!!