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Zamb9738 karma

A birthday party threw chucky down and pulled his head off.

Their tears were beautiful.

Zamb9735 karma

i left a brick of tickets sitting on a game that needs two keys to open, so i went to the front, got the keys, and when i get back, there are tickets on the floor and the kid i was helping had stuffed most of them in his shirt and pants.

or the time chucky got tackled by 2 kids who i heard were planning to take him out.

Zamb9734 karma

Hi Kristen, just wondering, of all of Mabel's sweaters, which one would you want to own for yourself?

Zamb9728 karma

Kids knocked chucky down and started tugging at the ears, so the person in the suit had the idea to hide their head in the shirt, when the head came off, the kids started screaming and crying and freaking the fuck out because they just ripped chuckys head off. The person running the show put the head back onto the person in the suit, and the party went on as normal, but the kids were fucking terrified.

Zamb9728 karma

I swear to god any roulette or wheel game we have is rigged to fuck you over in the most efficient way possible