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Z3ppelinDude93185 karma

Daft Things

Daft Punk!

Harder, Better, Faster... Dammit!

Z3ppelinDude93142 karma

This seems like a great idea for a sitcom. The guy is a naked Butler, he gets into all sorts of shenanigans at work:

  • Maybe he has trouble keeping a girlfriend because they get jealous

  • Maybe he doesn't know one of his friends is gay and he gets hired to do their party

  • Maybe he gets too good at not getting aroused and becomes impotent

  • Maybe he breaks his rule and sleeps with someone at a party, and people start thinking he's a prostitute - gets hired for different stuff, other naked butlers get pissed because people want them to have sex now

  • Maybe he tries a new waxing place and they burn his ass, so girls keep pinching and smacking and it hurts

  • Maybe he gets tired of being pinched and smacked and joins a women's rights movement who are protesting to stop the sexualization of women, and the women are initially opposed to him being there but eventually end up sexually harassing him themselves

And thats just off the top of my head! What are some ridiculous scenarios you could imagine getting yourself into with this job?

Z3ppelinDude93106 karma

Off the top of my head I can think of exactly three actors that I genuinely believe are just being themselves in every show or movie they make - Michael Cera, Charlie Day, and you. I figure either your entire life is dedicated to method acting, to the point where it has encapsulated your entire self, or you're just a genuinely hilarious human being. Either way, thanks!

Z3ppelinDude9356 karma

Meg Turney quoted Eagles Are Turning People Into Horses at Steve Zaragoza on Reddit.

Just want to make sure all that internet awesomeness sunk in for everyone.

Carry on.

Z3ppelinDude9337 karma

That's terrible! Where would I find the video to make sure she got it out OK? You know, just for peace of mind