YourFaceIsThePlace

Dear Ben the Giant -- I just want you to know that I am living in Japan, and also dating a very tall Ben, who clocks in at 6 foot 4 inches. If you happen to come to the Kansai area instead of Tokyo (which you should, because Osaka and Kyoto are ballin'... I also love Nagoya, but nobody else does), there should be a meeting of the Bens. I figure two things will happen: a) the two of you standing together will cause 4 old ladies to keel over and die of shock, or b) you'll have to fight each other, Highlander-style, and I have to marry the victor or something. THINK ABOUT IT.

I'm curious as to how you were able to bring a bible with you into the country. I've heard that they're really strict about bibles at checkpoints, and that people have been arrested for leaving them in bathrooms. Were you ever questioned about it?