YouJellyFish

Perfectly executed.

Ahaha, of course we believe you

Correct me if I'm wrong, but here's what I know (and I use the term loosely) about Roman persecution of Christians:

• The Romans technically made Christianity illegal
• Christians were told that dying as a martyr meant instant passage to Heaven
• The Romans didn't seek out Christians and really just gave a formally-required slap on the wrist to those they stumbled across
• Christians began purposefully seeking out Roman guards to flaunt their religion
• Romans were forced to take action against these purposeful martyrs
• Rumors spread about prosecution of the Christians
• The cycle repeats

Oh come on, if OP hadn't said he was 13 years old here's what the top comment would be:

"No question here, I just wanted to say thanks so much for what you're trying to do! We need more people like you!"

Instead we get "It's past your bedtime."

Sorry, OP, I'm not too interested in your cause, but seriously, fuck Reddit right now.

Also, as per /r/Iama initiation tradition:

Would you rather save one really endangered horse-sized amphibian, or a hundred sorta endangered duck-sized amphibians?