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I found this while double-checking and it made me happy, you might like it too:

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Hello Colin, you were always my favorite and deep down I think you knew it.

I listen to Proops's podcast, and when telling stories that reference or include you he refers to you as "the older, bald fellow." Do you have a similar name for him?

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Juxtaposition.

(Soft, muted trumpet playing)

What's your personal or favorite theory about what's in the open space underneath the Great Sphinx of Giza? Apologies if this is a misconception.

Just in case you haven't been there yet, I'd like to point you to the subreddit /r/askhistorians . They're always happy to have more qualified subscribers around to discuss and answer questions.

Pick an easy song and practice until you can play it. Then pick another, and another, and in a few years you'll be a good player.