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For certain park guests it was their final destination

I can’t wait to watch this. In our pleather Mercury zephyr sedan my dad, with a Marlboro hanging from his lip, blasting ‘addicted to love’ used to drop me and my neighbor there just happy to be rid of us for the day. I distinctly remembering that all the lifeguards looke like three years older than me. I remember waiting in line for the Alpine slide and people telling you the stories of people who got off carrying sheets of their shin skin and even the myth that some girl was scalped by the alpine slide wheels when they got caught her long hair. Unlike great adventure which was for pussies this was a place that you could conceivably believe most of the horror stories as long as they weren’t too exaggerated and the worst part was it didn’t stop you from going on the ride. The only moment I thought I was legitimately going to die was when I plunged into the water from the Tarzan swing and my whole body locked up as I went to complete shock like 10 feet under the water then floated to the surface like a log and got my composure and of course I look up and no one‘s even paying attention LOL. You could always smell pot and by the time we got picked up one of us was usually limping and the other one had some form of an open wound but that didn’t stop us from coming back.

You were fantastic on Opie and Anthony definitely looking forward to the documentary.