Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

I provide tech support in computers for people, rangeing from old age people with no chance, to highly paid and highly motivated professionals such as engineers in the telecommunications field. They would all prefer me to set up their facebook permissions. Tis the world we live in.

Okay, that´s a tall dog. Is there any reason he has such long legs? Was he a result of breeding to get those legs that long? (Not putting you guys into question, btw. Just maybe the last 5 generations have been fed giraffe blood or something). Is he a single species? Also, what is his favorite toy?.

Finally, since I got in so early, just a warning that many questions will not be in the spirit of Good Morning America. Think nothing of it ...

2 mins before you posted. I'm more worried about pic #11

Nah, they're usual dog sized, just more splattered.

Hi there. I have seen you on the box on a number of occasions over the years, be it news, interviews, or as yourself on the occasional game-show.. or was it Have I Got News For You. Without getting into details, and with all due respect, you seem to be embibed with a remarkable sense of self-confidence. Now then, between you and me, are you trying to replace the Paxman at some time in your carreer? Can it be done?