YaleisCrushingMySoul

So, hypothetically, in a simulated battle between Conan (Arnold version) and Dar from the Beastmaster, who do you think would have the upper hand? Naturally, this would have to be in ideal conditions, i.e. no black lotus effects, recovered from crucifixion and Jun horde attacks, respectively, etc. This is assuming your level of nerdy fandom is caught up on both (technically three, but we shan't discuss CtheDestroyer) classics. Also, what does the future hold in store for Computer-WHiz-Max-Geiger?

Also, Alexander the Great: ten times more awesome than Caesar or too far ahead to even include in the debate. Discuss.

Follow-up: Atlantean sword or Father's Sword?

Loco like a (Robin Lane) Fox

Any Cosby parties planned in the future? Always room for Jell-o and more Leonard Part VI...