Xynga

I was given a free Wustof pairing knife with a purchase at a local kitchen store.

My question is, what the hell should I be doing with this knife?

Haha, thank you. I just figured I was supposed to have 2. ;)

Wow! That was incredible. "I'd team up with him, take out Bergeron first" I completely lost it.

Why aren't you crying?

I can't cut onions without a good pint of tears.