Xylotonic

Interesting... It does not say "Share a Coke", it says "This is your Coca Cola".

Saying "To share a Coke with..." would not require hard to pronounce or unmarketable sentences. Is there an underlying idea behind this? Russian people don't share? Asking as a Marketing student with Russian roots.

Not trolling. Just saying what I think. There is no joke behind it, or any "trolly" intention. And if I was, I would say that I'm doing it alright considering the amount of crazy SJW replies I get.

As a non-Northern American... What the fuck?

You are free to pity me as much as you want, why would I care about what you think? :)

Kilt is not a fucking dress. Also I don't really get why everyone tries to rip on my insecurities. I'm doing fine in life with a nice job and a beautiful girlfriend. I just think more conservative and I can't stand guys making women out of themselves.