Xovaan

Hey, OP! I met my current girlfriend from missed connections as well. She's actually the best and most awesome girlfriend I've ever had. (I might be biased) Who knew this shit worked?

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She'll never admit to it though. Ever. I think it's hilarious.

This is the sticker: http://i.imgur.com/6iwTs.jpg because troll stickers are overplayed!

I received an email from her with her Steam_ID. She mentioned she was like ten minutes from where I live (Felton) and I was like, HEY, WE SHOULD GET ICE CREAM IN A COMPLETELY PLATONIC AND BUSINESS AGREEMENT FASHION (because for anyone near/in Santa Cruz, you know that Marianne's has the best ice cream in existence).

I really had no desire to date at all after my last girlfriend who was a complete disgrace and really ruined my perspective on dating and life for a while. I caught her smoking meth and heroin in my garage on various occasions, she got my best friend addicted to heroin who to this day still calls me with how his life is changing because of it which is just the most horrible feeling in the world to hear, nearly ruined my living situation for college, cheated on me, and basically was the female equivalent of Scumbag Steve. I don't know what I was thinking, really. Oh yeah, not to mention her mom said she wanted to marry me after she broke up with me for the guy she cheated on me with which makes complete sense. Did I mention she has a kid? It's not mine, thankfully. Yeah. Didn't figure most of this stuff out until it was too late. Not that I'm bitter or anything but a mad scientist's gotta be devious, you know?

But after a few times hanging out, I realized she was different. Like, way different. She has a sense of humor, amazing taste in music, and girlie can draw. ( http://i.imgur.com/U0MpM.jpg ) runs/hikes all the time, and LOVES video games. I'm a pretty big closet nerd and this combination basically melted me hard. To think that I've been on OkCupid for years and the only girl I've met worth having in my life is from Craigslist is just hilarious and absurd to me.

Hopefully she never sees any of this because all this cheesy stuff will just bloat her ego and I gotta keep it in check so I can continue to make her know that I'm better than her and she needs me forever, you know? Codependence and all that. Science and wisdom.

She admitted to me the other day that she wanted to learn Magic: The Gathering so I'm gonna work on teaching her after I explain why she should never play Magic: The Gathering. And up after that is the motorcycle safety course. :)