XanLV

I've tried this and I've counted my fingers 10 times a day and what not. Had a slip of paper I read and such.

The problem is that no matter how many times I do it, it doesn't work. If I start counting my fingers and my hand turns in a flipper, my brain just goes "Well that is a completely normal thing that your arm now is. You kind of have to live with this now, dolphin boy. Lets continue with the story now."

This is even more confusing then. So if I jump every day 10 times hoping I'll fly... And REALLY hoping I'll fly... I'll just have disappointed myself 10 times daily. So when I jump in a dream and I'll fly, my brain will go "well, finally it worked. Alright, to the Moon, just as planned."

I guess I simply do not get it.

Care to elaborate?

I do not get it at all. Why is the word being god a problem to JW? If you were to say that to me, it would surprise me a little, but not entirely conflicted.

"Thank you for watching "The word is God!" If you were watching us before the Dark Ages, you remember us asking the question "What is behind door number 3"? Now is the time to find out!

Jess, please open the door number 3... And there you have it folks! What we have there is the end date of the world! Yes, ladies and gentlemen, the counter has started! Get your phones in your hands and dial your relatives and friends and tell them the good news! The door is open and the end is near! Now, lets go to our "hilarious confessions." "